eliza surpriza

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Tue, 21 May 2013 09:04:26 -0400

frank-schlongbottom: i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:27:13 -0400

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

genocidercyo: clockey: you’re the window to my wall you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:15:40 -0400

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:06:14 -0400

wmagazine: Photograph by Michael Thompson #blingbling

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:17:07 -0400

wmagazine:

Photograph by Michael Thompson

#blingbling

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Wed, 15 May 2013 20:36:27 -0400

“Now Meg, remember that I basically like you.” - my dad

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:38:06 -0400

“Now Meg, remember that I basically like you.” - my dad

mermaidsandmisandry: dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:11:30 -0400

mermaidsandmisandry:

dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry

picadorbookroom: In honor of Children’s Book Week, here’s a...

Tue, 14 May 2013 11:10:09 -0400

picadorbookroom:

In honor of Children’s Book Week, here’s a photo of an awesome kid.

The Sims - Build Mode Music

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:56:57 -0400

The Sims - Build Mode Music

#and the theater full of twenty somethings started bawling

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:43:37 -0400

#and the theater full of twenty somethings started bawling

"[Florean Fortescue] was killed. I didn’t want that to happen… I was very attached to Florean..."

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:05:37 -0400

“[Florean Fortescue] was killed. I didn’t want that to happen… I was very attached to Florean Fortescue. But yeah, he died.”

- JK Rowling (Source)

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Fri, 10 May 2013 11:07:12 -0400

spacecricket: Hyperbole and a Half posted again, and everyone...

Thu, 09 May 2013 20:57:35 -0400

spacecricket:

Hyperbole and a Half posted again, and everyone needs to read it because:

If you are depressed, it will resonate with you like whoa.

If you are not depressed, it will clarify some stereotypes about depression that need to be said. An explanation like this has been needed for a LONG time.

If you know someone who is depressed, you’ll be better at interacting with them after reading this.

Dentist: stabs you in your chest

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:42:25 -0400

Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.

heygloria: nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

Tue, 07 May 2013 22:53:37 -0400

heygloria:

nothing hurts more than being ignored by cats on the street

bookmania: from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K....

Tue, 07 May 2013 00:55:12 -0400

bookmania:

from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by J.K. Rowling

fuckies: I appreciate fine art and fine boys.

Tue, 07 May 2013 00:47:54 -0400

fuckies:

I appreciate fine art and fine boys.

knockturrn: rudeandgingerdoctor: 221cbakerstreet: chickensbutt...

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:35:19 -0400

knockturrn:

rudeandgingerdoctor:

221cbakerstreet:

chickensbuttegg:

Daniel Radcliffe on Regis and Kelly in 2001, 2005 and 2009.

I appreciate you never growing up

stuartsometimes: when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” I...

Sun, 05 May 2013 21:22:57 -0400

stuartsometimes:

when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies”

I get

so

fucking

mad

because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being

but I also know my ass looks great in this dress